The (Very Unattractive Yet Hard to Look Away from) Ghost of Josette DuPres

We love Dark Shadows for ten trillion reasons, yeah?  And for me, one of those ten trillion reasons comes from scenes like the one in episode #430, where Barnabas yoinks Josette from the afterlife and then immediately returns her to sender after she reveals what her tumble from Widow's Hill did to her once-porcelain features.  You can see Kathryn Leigh Scott receiving the royal makeup treatment in these images below, where a ping pong ball affixed to her face sums up everything I love Dark Shadows.  A PING PONG ball, yo.  Sublime.