The Fits and Fashions of Mrs. Cassandra Collins

Unsure of the perfect wig and/or shade of green to don and for which occasions?  Look no further than Cassandra Collins, diva and demon extraordinaire, circa Collinwood 1968.  Perfect for:

Sassing the sister-in-law.
 

Plotting the demise of your ex's best friend/stalker.

Pruning.

Obtaining legal advice.

Eavesdropping.

Descending a staircase.

Sizing up your ex's reincarnated/recently kidnapped/brainwashed/ingenue/waitress.

Breaking the fourth wall.