The first: Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (honorable mention goes to Roger).
Carolyn Collins Stoddard, whose hair flip defies gravity. Fierce.
Laura Collins, flaming.
Dr. Julia Hoffman, bad-ass bitch.
Angelique Bouchard Collins Blair Collins DuVal DuBois Rumson Collins. 'Nuff said.
Cassandra Collins -- the wig gives her extra diva powers.
Danielle Roget / Leona Eltridge, whose cold-blooded desire to kill Carolyn the moment she saw her positions her as a straight-up beeyotch. Not to be confused with Eve.
Eve. Look at her.
Madame Janet Findley, whose psychic powers and theatrical delivery of every syllable of every word she said gave her a diva edge.
Magda Racosi. Gypsy realness.
Pansy Faye. Was she even from England? Didn't matter. Not to be confused with Charity Trask.
Charity Trask, who ta-ra-boom-de-ay-ed her way back into the great house. Not to be confused with Pansy Faye (original edition).
Angelique Stokes Collins. Is she wearing a tiara? Close enough. (Honorable mention goes to Roger.)
Hoffman. Ice queen bitch goddess.
Carolyn Stoddard Loomis, whose grief-fueled diatribes allowed her to breathe pure whiskey fumes into Angelique's face.
Roxanne. But only as a vampire. She was sort of a wussy ingenue in her other incarnations.
Julia Collins, 1841 parallel time vintage, who does not have time for your bullshit.
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