CHAPTER 90: Where the Wild Things Are
by Nicky
Voiceover by Christopher Pennock: “Collinsport, in the dreadful and mysterious
world of Parallel Time … a world that Barnabas, Julia, and Angelique have been
able to enter via a warp in a room in the East Wing at Collinwood. Now Angelique has lost her powers, and as she
and Julia attempt to locate Barnabas, they find that this world is crawling
with all manner of beasts … and that their lives are in gravest peril.”
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It
was showing its teeth. Angelique took a
step back, assuming a fighting stance with her hands thrust out, her fingers
crooked into the proper configurations, an incantation at her lips …
Then
she remembered.
“Damn,”
she said.
The
creature looked like a werewolf. It was
hard to tell; sometimes demons resembled animals, but this thing, with its long
snout and ivory-white teeth that were slick with slaver and amber eyes that
glowed hot, could definitely be a werewolf, though she had never seen one with
snowy white hair before.
“Get
back!” Julia screamed from behind her.
Angelique glanced over her shoulder and gaped. Julia had wrenched a tree branch from one of
the oaks that limned the edge of the woods and was brandishing it at the
creature, her legs planted firmly, the branch cutting the air with a hiss. “Come on,” Julia said to the thing that continued
to bare it teeth. A guttural growl
rumbled in its throat and chest. “Come
on, you son of a bitch!”
Go
Julia, Angelique thought with growing admiration for her once-upon-a-time
rival.
Then
the thing cocked its head and stood up to its full height, which was, Angelique
estimated, at least seven feet tall.
“You aren’t Julia Hoffman,” the thing said in a guttural but perfectly
understandable voice. Its urine-yellow
eyes flicked to Angelique and then narrowed.
“And you aren’t Angelique Collins.
Who are you?”
“We
will tell you nothing,” Angelique
spat. “Let us pass, beast.”
“Angelique,”
Julia said softly, and set the branch gently on the ground. “He isn’t going to hurt us. Are you,” she said to the monster. It wasn’t a question.
“That
depends,” it said. “I could tear you to
pieces, the both of you. Tell me who you
are and what you’re doing here. And why
you look like –” and he raised a wolfish eyebrow –“that.”
“Tell
us who you are,” Angelique said, running smoothly over whatever Julia was about
to say, “and what you are.”
It
grinned its lupine grin. “I suppose that
depends. You aren’t from here, are
you? If I had to guess …” And it laid its furry hand-paws on its furry
hips and watched them appraisingly. “I’d
have to say you’re from another world, aren’t you. A parallel dimension, something like
that. Our Angelique would never be
caught dead in leather pants. Plus she’s
dead.”
“How
–” Julia began, but Angelique held up one perfectly manicured hand.
“Be
quiet, Julia,” Angelique snapped, ignoring the way Julia’s mouth narrowed and
her eyebrows shot sky high. But she shut
up. “I am a powerful witch,” Angelique
said. “It will be easy to destroy you,
my friend.” She held up her hands. Her blue eyes flared. “Very easy.”
“You’re
bluffing,” the creature said. “I can
smell magic, my dear. Whatever magic you
once possessed – and I sense that you did, once – is long gone. So who –”
and its teeth now seemed very long and very, very sharp – “is going to
destroy whom?”
“We
don’t have any choice,” Julia said. She
was studying the creature curiously.
Angelique rolled her eyes. If
only we had stayed in our own world, Angelique thought, then frowned. A world where Sky is still dead, where no
amount of magic can ever bring him back.
Perhaps there is a Schuylar Rumson in this
world … one I can find and love as I loved my own …
But
that was folly, as Barnabas was due to find out, she knew. Parallel worlds, from what she understood,
usually held occupants who resembled their counterparts in other places and
times, but their personalities were nothing like them at all. Sky would still be a warlock, Angelique
sensed that, but he would be unremittingly evil.
Like
me, she thought, and closed her eyes for a moment.
When
she opened them, she saw that the sun had finally dropped behind the
horizon. Barnabas is waking up now, she
thought, wherever he is.
“You’re
right, Julia,” she said at last, and looked at the monster in its terrible,
intelligent eyes. “You win, animal. What do you want?”
Its
laughter was disturbingly like a howl.
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“Hoffman?”
Barnabas whispered. The sun was gone,
and the shadows had fallen gracefully around the tombstones and mausoleums that
dotted Eagle Hill like delicate lace; Barnabas had been relieved to discover
that there was still a secret room in the Collins family mausoleum, and he had
passed the day there. But Hoffman was
nowhere to be found.
Guilt
stabbed at him. She didn’t deserve what
he had done to her, even if she had survived the day. He thought of Carolyn back in his own time,
of his Julia, how he had tormented
her, hurt her, hurt them both, deliberately. And Vicki, he thought – if it hadn’t been for
me, if I hadn’t encouraged her, she wouldn’t have used those powers, allowed them
to consume her, destroy her –
“Hoffman?”
he called again. He stepped out of the
tomb and into the night. It was warm,
unusual for Collinsport, even in June, and little tatters of ground-mist
swirled about his feet. He sighed;
though he wore his Inverness cloak, he cast no bat’s winged shadow on the
ground. I am not human, he thought, I
should just stop fooling myself. I will
never be free of the curse. Never.
He
would return to Collinwood and see Vicki … Victoria. She seemed so different in this time, but
perhaps he could help her. Perhaps he
could steer her away from the darkness, succeeding where he had failed in his
own time.
And
there was the murderer to consider, and the vampire who had attacked Daniel and
Amy. There is no man named Damion
Edwards in my own time, Barnabas thought, no one to base any assumptions on or
any guesses or hypotheses. Nevertheless,
I will find him and destroy him. The
family must be kept safe at all costs.
He
paused.
Why must they? They aren’t really my family … are they?
“I
don’t know,” Barnabas growled, “I don’t know, I don’t know!”
“Don’t
you?”
He
froze mid-step. That voice, he thought …
my god, that voice –
She
stepped out of the shadows then, this new woman he knew but didn’t know, and he
stared at her as if he had never seen her before.
“Hello,
Barnabas,” and the light of the rising moon glinted off her elegant fangs.
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“Hold
the stake steady,” Victoria commanded, and Tom flinched a little. “Don’t look at me that way. Do it!”
Damion
Edwards lay in the coffin where she had discovered him this afternoon in a room
deep underneath Collinwood that not even she had known existed; it had taken a
great amount of her mystical powers to locate him at all, and by the time she
had, it was almost too late.
But
the cross she had placed on his chest had immobilized him long enough for her
to wait for Tom to awaken … and to find the stake and hammer.
The
former was positioned over the heart of the vampire in the coffin. The latter was held by the vampire standing
outside the coffin.
Damion’s
eyes blazed up at them, crimson with hate, and he bared his fangs.
“Why
is he like that?” Tom said. “He can’t
even talk.”
“He
is an animal,” Victoria said. “I don’t
know why. He is vicious and
inhuman. Even more,” she said with an
unusual flash of humor, “than us.”
“I
don’t wanna do this,” Tom whined. He
thrust the stake and hammer at her. “You
do it.”
“You
pansy,” Victoria hissed, and yanked
them out of his hand. He looked at her,
abashed, like a bad puppy who had piddled on the floor. “Honestly,” she said through clenched teeth,
“you just can’t get good help these days.”
“Grrrrr,”
Damion Edwards said.
“I
remember you as much more eloquent,” Victoria told him.
“How
is he a vampire?” Tom said. “Did you do
it? ‘Cause I didn’t do it.”
“Of
course I didn’t do it,” Victoria snapped.
She placed the tip of the stake over the vampire’s chest. It glared up at her, the expression on its
face black and murderous. Its head began
to lash back and forth on the pillow beneath its head. “But,” she said suddenly, “we should find out
who did.”
“How?” He looked at Damion doubtfully. “I don’t know if it can talk.”
“Hsssss,”
Damion said.
“Listen
to me,” Victoria said to the monster below them. Its head ceased its lashing, and its lips
closed over its fangs. “Good. You will tell me who made you what you are
and you will tell me this moment. Do you
understand?”
“Arrrrrrr,”
Damion Edwards said. His head began to lash
again, back and forth, back and forth.
Tom
sighed. “Useless. You know, I think he’d kill us if he could.”
“So
do I,” Victoria said pensively.
She
raised the hammer.
Damion
shrieked as she used it to drive the stake deep into his heart. The cords on his neck stood out; his eyes
bulged and turned black; his head turned to the left and froze there, and blood
ran out of its mouth in a thick mulch.
The
mortification was nearly instantaneous.
“Gross
out,” Tom said, and turned away.
Victoria
couldn’t stop looking. It was
fascinating in some horrible way, as death always seemed to be. He hadn’t been dead for too long, she
thought; he hadn’t turned to dust.
Mostly he was just kinda … wet.
Tom
was right. It was gross.
“We’ll
find out who did this to him,” Victoria said coldly. “And then we’ll destroy him as well.”
Together,
they peered solemnly into the coffin.
“Let’s
get out of here,” Tom said after a moment.
“I’m hungry.”
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“Oh,
Julia,” Barnabas said sadly, and shook his head. “I never wanted this for you.”
“I
am not the woman you knew, Barnabas Collins,” Hoffman said. Her voice echoed strangely now, holding
within its tones the sweet sound of a crystal goblet lightly struck. Her cheekbones stood out even more sharply
than before; her hair blazed around her head in a wild crimson corona; her eyes
threw forth sparks. And her teeth …
“No,”
he said, then looked away. “I suppose
you are not.”
She
walked forward seductively, her hips swaying to a languorous beat. “I am so much more,” she purred. “I am the night now, Barnabas. I am the darkness.” She roared suddenly, a shattering sound like
a lion. The roar became low and throaty
laughter. She began to grin; now she was
very close to him. Her lips grazed his
ear. “I am going to eat everyone.”
“Get
away from me!” he cried. He pushed her
away and she took to the air, soared up into the sky, hung there, laughing
still, the thin lavender gown she wore hanging before her like a cloud.
“Don’t
cry, don’t cry, Barnabas!” Hoffman screamed.
Her mouth expanded and the fangs, thin and long like fish bones,
protruded and slid over her lips. “You
mustn’t! I’m not dead, I’ll never be
dead! When you’re bitten by a vampire
you never die, Barnabas … you never ever die!”
“Stop
it, stop it!” he screamed … and then recoiled as something hissed by his ear,
streaked through the sky, blazing like a comet, and tore through Hoffman’s
dress. She howled like a wildcat and
began to beat at the flames that devoured the thin material hungrily. As she began to blaze she dropped from the
sky, howling still, until she struck the ground, and only then did the mad
bestial sounds that erupted from her throat finally stop. She rolled around frantically until the
flames were extinguished, then resumed hissing.
“That,” she snarled, “was completely
uncalled for.”
A
woman stepped from the shadows. Her face
was hidden by a cowl, but she did nothing to conceal the crossbow that she
clutched with long white fingers.
Hoffman’s
lips drew back in a cheated snarl.
In
her free hand, the other woman held an ax.
The moonlight glinted off it, sending silver spears to dazzle Barnabas’
eyes.
“You
–” Hoffman began.
The
mystery woman said nothing. She threw
the ax instead.
Barnabas
closed his eyes, but not soon enough.
Hoffman’s head tumbled from her shoulders and struck the ground with a
dull thud like the sound of a watermelon.
Her body followed suit a moment later.
“Oh
my god,” a woman said behind him with a very familiar voice.
“No,”
Barnabas whispered.
Julia
Hoffman put her hands to her face; her eyes were wide and bulged in their
sockets. Behind her, Angelique watched
with wide, inscrutable eyes. At her
side, a hulking, shaggy man-beast stared at Hoffman’s body; it said nothing, it
made no sound, but its black lips peeled back and revealed its enormous teeth
the size of piano keys.
“Barnabas,”
Julia screamed, “Barnabas, what have you done?”
“Yes,
Barnabas,” said the woman in the cowl.
She dropped it back onto her shoulders and revealed a face the color of
porcelain framed by delicate drifts of curling red hair like feathers. She smiled.
“That’s exactly what I’d like to know.”
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Julia
wanted to die. She had wanted to die
before; when Cassandra fed on her, when Tom tried to make her his vampire
bride: those times had driven her to the
brink of her sanity, but she hadn’t
died. She tried to hold onto that
thought now as she watched the head of a woman who looked just like her – careful!
sanity! – topple from her shoulders and thud to the ground where it
continued to stare, its mouth gaping, revealing needle sharp fangs.
Barnabas … Barnabas did that to her.
To me.
Her
eyes flicked up to the face of the man she loved … and held there. He was stricken with horror, she could tell.
And
something else.
Julia
followed his gaze. She was ice inside;
she was torrents of lava. Her eyes went
where his did.
The
woman. In the cape. With the short – careful, Julia! – red hair
and the proud, flashing eyes. The woman
who, even now, was pulling another wooden arrow from a belt around her waist.
She
felt something twist inside her, dangerously close to breaking. Not another one, she found herself thinking,
oh please, god god, please, if you’re really there, and I’m sorry I never
believed in you, but if you’re there … please don’t let him fall in love with
this girl. Please let him change. Please.
“It’s
awful,” Angelique said quietly from behind her, “isn’t it.”
Julia
couldn’t bear to look at her.
“Who
are you?” Barnabas snarled to the stranger with the wooden arrows.
The
woman held herself up proudly. “My name
is Roxanne Drew,” she said. “You are
Barnabas Collins. And you are a
vampire.”
“You
don’t know me,” Barnabas said, and dropped his fearsome gaze.
“I
know enough,” said Roxanne Drew. “I know
that you turned Julia Hoffman into a vampire like yourself. I know that she is dead this moment because of
you.”
“True,”
he whispered.
“And
I know …” She faltered for a moment,
then tossed her head. “I know that you
couldn’t help it.”
Barnabas
looked up, speechless.
Roxanne
Drew continued to smile. “That doesn’t
absolve you of all guilt though, does it, Mr. Collins.”
“No,”
he said. “No, it never does.”
“Who
are you, Roxanne Drew?” Angelique’s
voice rang across the cemetery. “What
have you to do with the people at Collinwood?”
“I
have a great deal to do with them,” Roxanne said with the barest trace of
bitterness stinging her words. “But you
already know that, don’t you.”
“I
am not who you think I am,” Angelique said carefully.
“I
know exactly who you are,” Roxanne
said. Her eyes moved away from the witch
to the creature at her side.
“Sebastian,” she called playfully, and the beast growled, a delicate
purring sound like the tearing of cloth.
“You have done well.”
“I
brought them to you,” the were-creature said, “as you requested.”
Julia
heard these words dimly, as if her ears had been stopped full with earth. I want to die, she thought; another woman, another me, what he did, what
he did to me …
“Why
have you brought us here?” Angelique demanded.
“And who are you? Answer me at
once!”
“You
are in no position to be demanding answers from anyone,” Roxanne said. “I brought you here to offer you a warning. Leave this place. Return to your own world, to your own
time. I am giving you a free pass, all
of you. You will not receive another.”
“You
dare,” Angelique said furiously, “you dare to tell me what to do –!”
“How
like her you are,” Roxanne mused.
“Wouldn’t you agree, Sebastian?”
“I
don’t want to play these games anymore, Roxanne,” the creature said. “I want to find Chris. I want to make sure he’s safe.”
“He’s
safe,” Roxanne said with a dismissive wave of her hand. “And he’ll stay safe … as long as you
continue to hold up your end of our little bargain.”
“How
do you know we come from another world?” Julia asked with a curious cock of her
head. The fog that had gathered around
her was beginning to fade. That wasn’t
me, she thought, and willed the tears that burned behind her almond-shaped eyes
to evaporate. That was just another victim
of the curse. Not me … not me at all.
“I
know many things, Doctor Hoffman,”
Roxanne said with a smile. “I know that
you came to this time through a warp in a room in the East Wing at
Collinwood. I know that your time is
troubled as ours is. I also know why the
warp exists.”
Angelique’s
eyebrows shot up. “You do?” she said,
and took a step toward the titian-haired warrior. “You must tell us!”
“This
world shouldn’t exist at all,” Roxanne said, and something sad came into her
voice when she said it, something that tinged her words with melancholy. “I
shouldn’t exist at all.”
“Then
why do you?” Julia asked.
“Roxanne,”
Sebastian growled.
Roxanne
opened her mouth, then, considering, closed it again immediately. “Leave,” she said instead. “Now.
Immediately. Go back to
Collinwood and wait for the room to change.
That is your only hope.”
“What
if never does?” Julia cried.
“Then
you will die,” Roxanne said simply.
And
then she was gone.
They
blinked, the three of them, Barnabas, Angelique, and Julia; she did not fade or
dematerialize, they would all agree on that later. One moment Roxanne Drew had stood before them
and the next minute she did not.
“What
is she?” Angelique snarled, wheeling, and turned on the creature Roxanne had
referred to as “Sebastian.”
“I
can tell you nothing,” Sebastian said tiredly.
“If she had wanted you to know, she would have told you herself.”
“Is
she a threat to us?”
“You
are a threat to yourselves,” Sebastian said.
“There is something wild about you, as there is a wildness in this
place, in this town … but your wildness is different. I can’t put my finger on it, but perhaps
Roxanne can. Perhaps that is why she is
so adamant that you all leave this place.”
“Barnabas,”
Julia said softly. He stood before her
suddenly; Angelique and Sebastian, quarreling still, seemed not to notice. His eyes were red-rimmed and full of sorrow
and grief, and he raised on finger and laid it delicately against the curve of
her cheekbone. She shivered. She had expected his touch to be icy, but she
had forgotten how cold it felt.
“Julia,”
he said. “Oh Julia, I am so, so
sorry. For everything.”
“We
came to bring you back,” she whispered.
“Angelique lost her powers trying to get us here. I’m afraid that we’re trapped, Barnabas …
forever.”
“We’ll
work it out,” he said. “We’ll figure a
way.”
“We
always do.”
They
smiled at each other.
This,
she thought, is the sun.
“—
power does she hold over you? Is it
Chris Jennings? He’s your lover, isn’t
he? Has she threatened to destroy him?” Angelique’s voice had grown sharper and more
waspish; her eyes held sparks like tiny bolts of lightning.
“Chris
Jennings?” The creature cocked its
head. “I don’t know anyone by that
name.”
“Collins,”
Barnabas said, and they both looked at him mid-snarl. “In this time, he is Christopher Collins.”
“As
I told you,” the creature said. “I can
tell you nothing. Return to
Collinwood. Leave this time. It is an anomaly; it is an abomination.”
“You
can’t really believe that,” Angelique sneered.
“You couldn’t live if you believed that.”
“You
would be surprised what I can live with,” Sebastian said, and with that, he
turned and bounded off into the deeper darkness that lay outside the graveyard.
Angelique’s
hands had curled into tight fists.
“These people,” she spat. “Honestly.
And I thought the denizens of our Collinsport were weird.”
“Angelique,”
Barnabas said. He was staring at her
wide-eyed. His lips had drawn together
tightly until they had lost all color.
“Why are you here?”
Angelique’s
mouth opened and then closed. She looked
for a moment at Julia, who shrugged, and then she shook her head ruefully. “I never learn with you, do I, Barnabas.”
“What
does that mean?” There was an edge to
his voice, and Julia didn’t like it.
Neither
did Angelique, apparently. “It means
that I could give up everything for you – everything
– and it still wouldn’t be
enough. It will never be enough.”
“You
threatened to destroy me,” Barnabas said softly, “when last we met.”
“Perhaps
I should have,” she replied.
They
stared at each other.
“Oh,
for Christ’s sake,” Julia snapped. “I
hate to ruin a beautiful moment, except in cases like this, when I don’t at
all. Doesn’t one of you have a
cigarette?”
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And
for Quentin Collins, hidden in the shadows, eyes wide, mouth a perfect O, the
terror he felt abated as suddenly as it came, and his eyes began to gleam. He turned away from the little trio gathered
so tightly there by the gravestones and began to make his way back to
Collinwood.
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Chris
looked up from the notepad he was scribbling in furiously. The shaggy white creature that stood before
him, blocking the doorway, had been there for a long time, but he had been so
engrossed in the notes he was making for the trial he had to attend on Monday
morning that he hadn’t noticed his boyfriend’s reappearance. He smiled crookedly. I feel naked he thought, then realized –
hilarious! – that he was. “How long have
you been standing there?” he said.
The
fur dissolved, the snout withdrew, the amber eyes became a gentle blue. “Oh, awhile,” Sebastian said, and padded to
the bed, then crawled in beside Christopher and snuggled up against him. He peered up into his face and sighed. “I love you,” he said gravely. “I don’t think I tell you that very
often. But I do. And I want you to know it. You are the best thing that’s ever happened
to me.”
Chris
shook his head. “You don’t get out much,
huh.”
“I’m
not joking.” And he wasn’t. Chris had never seen Sebastian so serious
before, not even the night he revealed his secret. “You keep me tamed, baby. That’s saying a lot. Without you …” He shook his shaggy head. “I don’t even want to think about.”
“So
let’s not,” Chris said, and threw the notebook on the floor. “Think about it, I mean. Or anything.”
He took Sebastian’s chin in both his hands and guided their mouths
together. There was love then, and it
was good. It was the best.
And
afterwards, as they lay together, Chris dozing, Sebastian stared up into the
darkness, and thought of Roxanne Drew, and hated her.
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“Get
out,” Alexis said, and turned away from the front door of Collinwood.
But
the long white hand that shot out with serpent-like speed and clutched the door
in an iron-grip stopped her in her tracks.
“I
don’t believe that I will,” Roxanne said, and smiled pleasantly. “Miss Stokes.”
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